My Favorite "Office" quotes

Michael: I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

Michael: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like, what happens to a chicken when you take its head away? It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.

Michael: Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.

Dwight: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes, and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.

Dwight: I saw “Wedding Crashers” accidentally. I bought a ticket for “Grizzly Man” and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cause that’s the thing about bear attacks…they come when you least expect it.

Jim: After you, sirDwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.Jim: Okay, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.Dwight: Uh, yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow and counter it - (Jim slaps him and walks away smiling)

Dwight: What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?Ryan: Loneliness... maybe women.Dwight: Wrong. Michael Scott isn't afraid of anything. [pause] Also, I would have accepted 'snakes.'

Memory Lane

Ryan has been going through a crazy stage lately and I have been having a rough go at it. So I thought I would take a trip down memory lane to remeber how sweet and innocent Ryan used to be. Ok so he was never really that sweet or innocent but it was fun to remember all the craziness.

This was Ryan helping us put the trim up on the first house we built in chubbuck. What kind of parents give a two year old a nail gun?

I don't remember the occasion but this was at Julie's house and we thought the bandage on his head went well with the motocross jammies.

Marshall had some training for his work so Ryan and I went with him to Seattle. This was taken at Cindy's house on Ryan's 1st birthday.

This was when Ryan was 22 months old and insisted on wearing his mommy's shoes. He was mad because I told him they looked funny.

OH, THE MEMORIES!!!

For FHE last night we played a cute game that Marshall brought home and then made Eagles using our hand prints as wings. It would have been funner if Ryan wouldn't have insisted on not sharing the only pair of scissors we had (and learning to share was part of the game we had just played). Oh how fun kids can be. I think they turned out pretty cute, except Brianna's looks more like a turkey. I did this because I remembered how excited I would be as a kid when my mom would decorate the house and put out the homeade decorations that I had done. I also wanted Ryan and Brianna to see how little their hands used to be. The big one is Marshall's hands with my hands on top, and i think I like that layered look a little better.